Scarcely Shakespeare and hardly Hemingway. Barely Bukowski.
--New York Review of Books

Utterly confusing.
--Stephen Hawking

Scary!
--Stephen King

It's so hot!
--Paris Hilton

It's not getting on my list.
--Oprah

P don't rule your lives. W does.
--George W. Bush

Hey, what about me?
--God